Funny, But Savage Breakup Lines To End Your Next Relationship

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satirequeen
Sep 24, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Gone are the days when a good pickup line was all you needed for a relationship. Sure, that witty opener might help you get started, but did you ever think about what you'd say if it ended? Nowadays, it's all about the creative breakup lines. Because, if you're starting your relationship in style (and by that, I mean total cringe-ness), then you might as well finish it with one too. Redditors are sharing their wittiest best breakup lines, that even Casanova would be proud to use. Which is your favorite? Or better yet, what's your go-to line?

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    Text - ChuckChuckMoeMuck 14.9k points · 21 days ago 3 3 A A3 & 11 More Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend. Not so fast
    via u/ChuckChuckMoeMuck
  • 02
    Text - hex_the_nitezombii 948 points · 21 days ago If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER
    via u/hex_the_nitezombii
  • 03
    Text - HyperNathan 39.0k points · 21 days ago & 24 More We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
    via u/HyperNathan
  • 04
    Text - spongej0e 27.1k points · 21 days ago · edited 21 days ago 3 & 8 More Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
    via u/spongej0e
  • 05
    Text - Bladepuppet 21.7k points · 22 days ago · edited 21 days ago A 22 3 Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
    via u/Bladepuppet
  • 06
    Text - Victim_of_Conscience 37.5k points · 21 days ago You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years
    via u/Victim_of_Conscience
  • 07
    Text - comrade batman 40.2k points · 22 days ago 2 & 3 More Are we tectonic plates? Because we're drifting apart.
    via u/comrade_batman
  • 08
    Text - WaynetheWayne 18.5k points · 21 days ago Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
    via u/WaynetheWayne
  • 09
    Text - ExistentialBob 56.9k points · 21 days ago · edited 20 days ago 2 3 3 a & 8 More Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
    via u/ExistentialBob
  • 10
    Text - Zedfourkay. 18.2k points · 21 days ago Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
    via u/Zedfourkay
  • 11
    Text - giantcabbage_ 72.1k points · 22 days ago · edited 21 days ago O E O 4 a & 63 More They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you
    via u/giantcabbage_
  • 12
    Text - maleorderbride 28.6k points · 22 days ago Babe are you a checkered flag because we're finished
    via u/maleorderbride
  • 13
    Text - drain65 19.8k points · 22 days ago 2 "Hey baby, is your name Delta? Because I've spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off."
    via u/drain65
  • 14
    Text - mousicle 17.8k points · 22 days ago 2 & 8 More I'm not gay but I'll learn.
    via u/mousicle
  • 15
    Text - Cambot1138 674 points · 21 days ago Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
    via u/Cambot1138
  • 16
    Text - maleorderbride 3.0k points · 22 days ago Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
    via u/maleorderbride
  • 17
    Text - VOMIT_ON_HIS_SWEATER 9.2k points · 22 days ago Damn girl, are you a magician's assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life
    via u/VOMIT_ON_HIS_SWEATER
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    Text - WilliamMurderfacex3 24.9k points · 22 days ago & 9 More Hey babe are you a time share, because I've been trying to get out of this for like 3 years. You're a waste of f cking money and you're only available when I'm not.
    via u/WilliamMurderfacex3
  • 19
    Text - Bobik8 880 points · 21 days ago Knock knock. Who's there? My divorce attorney.
    via u/Bobik8
  • 20
    Text - maleorderbride 2.4k points · 22 days ago Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
    via u/maleorderbride

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