Funny, But Savage Breakup Lines To End Your Next Relationship

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Sep 24, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Gone are the days when a good pickup line was all you needed for a relationship. Sure, that witty opener might help you get started, but did you ever think about what you'd say if it ended? Nowadays, it's all about the creative breakup lines. Because, if you're starting your relationship in style (and by that, I mean total cringe-ness), then you might as well finish it with one too. Redditors are sharing their wittiest best breakup lines, that even Casanova would be proud to use. Which is your favorite? Or better yet, what's your go-to line?

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via u/ChuckChuckMoeMuck
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via u/hex_the_nitezombii
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via u/HyperNathan
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via u/spongej0e
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via u/Bladepuppet
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via u/Victim_of_Conscience
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via u/comrade_batman
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via u/WaynetheWayne
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via u/ExistentialBob
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via u/Zedfourkay
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via u/giantcabbage_
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via u/maleorderbride
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via u/drain65
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via u/mousicle
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via u/Cambot1138
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via u/maleorderbride
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via u/VOMIT_ON_HIS_SWEATER
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via u/WilliamMurderfacex3
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via u/Bobik8
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via u/maleorderbride

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